I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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