But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
