She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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