He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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