YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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