Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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