I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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