So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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