I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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