im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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