i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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