I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
