is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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