and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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