ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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