I don't think brook has ever known best
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
i think im in europe. pls send help
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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