i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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