She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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