pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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