Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
