Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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