plz talk dirty to me
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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