very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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