so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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