somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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