i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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