So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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