We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
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