big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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