it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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