whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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