I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Send help, water and tortillas.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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