doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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