Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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