ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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