so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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