i would punch a child for taco bell
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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