im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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