i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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