why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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