I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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