My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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