Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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