I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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