You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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