i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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