belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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