i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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