Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize
