love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
you never un-have a 4some
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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