he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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