Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
the night ended with taco bell and tears
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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