its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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