i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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