so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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