# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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